Player Characters

Winnie the Punk (RCX)

General Punk in Zebuloid military uniform

Level 10 - Questionable Barbarian

At first it was a great gig–fancy title, a clean shirt every day, no bills, and a hot little staff assistant to boss around (when she's in human form. She? You hope). After saving King Elvis, the Zebuloids appointed you supreme commander of their so-called military. It was okay for a couple months, but now you’re bored. Generals don’t get to bust heads or blow things up. Generals have to fill out paperwork. In triplicate. Still, it was the easy thing to do, and Zebulon is a comfortable place to be. The Bootians are still upset about the Cthulhu egg switch situation. The Lysithians are probably ruffled as well after your battle with Regent Severus on Zebulon—and they’re closer. No way to get to Earth until that Anti-technology shield comes down. The situation makes you upset. More than upset … angry … frustrated … trapped. Your temper is becoming uncontrollable. Even small things set off Pooh Rages, much to the consternation of your staff assistant, Holly.


Sigmund Freud (RCX)

Portrait of Freud

Level 10 - Good Cleric

After the adventure with the Spawn of Cthulhu, you felt alive, invigorated, and, well, like your old self again. Yeah … everything works.

While being treated for wounds sustained in the battle with Lysithian Regent Severus, lying upon the Beds of Healing in the Volderic Mountain Retreat Center, being attended to by the nubile acolytes of the Temple, you underwent a conversion experience and realized that your destiny is to serve the Volderen. The Priests of the Order of Phrixus sponsored your application, and now, after your formal training as an acolyte, you are ready for your first missionary position. You worship Ernbot, the Volderic Deity of Winds and Prophecy. Perhaps your experience as a psychiatrist will serve you well in this capacity, as the House of Ernbot concerns itself with dreams, symbols and the realms beyond.


Professor Simia MacGuffin (RCX)

Professor MacGuffin in red evening dress

Level 10 - Good Ranger

Shunned by the other lunar space monkeys because of your mixed parentage (mom was a Puzzle Monkey and dad a Tool Monkey), and still in mourning over the disappearance of your beloved Cornelius, you were befriended by Dr. Freud, a kindly old human. He helped you talk through your emotions, and took you to the planet Zebulon. During that adventure, you learned that Cornelius had used a Neanderthal device to teleport himself from Luna to Earth, leaving you behind without so much as a note of explanation. HE WILL PAY! Ahem. But I’m over that now. PAY, I TELL YOU! Zebulon technology is much more advanced than lunar technology, and it’s been fun coming up to speed on their engineering principles.


Bubba Phat (RCX)

Bubba Phat in space mercenary and rapping suit

Level 10 - Neutral Rogue

A couple years ago, you were hired by the Bootian Empire to recover the Spawn of Cthulhu and eliminate Winnie the Punk. Winnie the Punk bought your loyalty immediately with a fist full of Bootian Fleknars. As for the Spawn, well, it hatched and seems to have left the universe–good riddance. You hope you don’t run into the Bootians anytime soon. Or the Lysithians for that matter (after all, you were court-martialed by them and sentenced to a mining colony). The Vegan Confederacy isn’t looking too inviting either: the Bounty Ship you leased is now scrap metal somewhere on Zebulon.

When Punk became Supreme Commander of the Zebulon Space Force, he put you on a fat enough retainer to keep you rolling in bling. Might as well stick with the bear until something better comes along…


Guileless Boldliar (RCX)

Dr. Boldliar, pensive

Level 10 - Good Rogue

You are, in not only your own not very humble opinion, but in many people’s view, the foremost expert on aliens and alien technology on the planet Zebulon. You were instrumental in the creation of the Sol Alliance, a federation of trading governments from Mars, Earth, Luna and Zebulon. The Alliance transformed the Solar System from a forgotten backwater to an active participant interstellar trade.

Your reputation was somewhat smirched by your alleged involvement in the movement against King Elvis’s Government, but you were pardoned. There may be something to the rumor that you lowered the Planetary Cloak to allow Lysithian Regent Severus’s command ship to land on Zebulon, but even you’re not entirely sure of your complicity. And there are other things … things you have been accused of, things that only you suspect …