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RCX: Who's That Knocking on My Door?

A blue bear eats a cookie.  A woman in impractical red dress caresses his shoulder and plots. |

The year is 1953 and something is coming... the Dihomar. The most advanced power in known space, the Bootians, are worried. They ask their earth operative A. A. Milne to find the only defense -- a defense lost in the annals of time. The only one who might be able to find it is Phrixus, a Lysithian, the sworn enemy of the Bootian Empire. The problem is that Phrixus vanished in 1950, and no one knows where he went -- except, perhaps, his sister, the Scarlet Lion.

In RileyCon X, teams from all parts of the Sol Alliance join to find the Scarlet Lion and extract her from her exile in the time stream. The very question of bringing her back provokes a heated debate amongst the world powers -- would it be madness to bring back a woman who nearly conquered both Zebulon and Earth?

To retrieve her, they need to defeat the anti-technology satellites that keep Earth in an Age of Steampunk. They also need to find a rare metal to power the device that retrieves her, and that metal can only be found on the plane of the Elder Gods.


The details

Earth History Recap

Earth history in the early 20th Century has been shaped by a number of forces, but none more than the Scarlet Lion, a dark, magical figure who arose in the late 1800s and established an Empire of the Undead in Eastern Europe. She was defeated at the Battle of Paris in 1890 and thrown into the timestream. Her minions carried on her Empire, though, awaiting her return. Two global wars have been fought in her name, the First and Second Leonine Wars. At the end of the Second Leonine War, the Leonine Republic was drastically reduced in size, creating a geopolitical balance between the remaining superpowers: the Franco-British Empire (Monkeydom), the People's Democractic Republic of Nippon, and United America.

After the war, it was revealed that the Leonine Repubic established a Moonbase to research ancient artifacts on the moon, and to recover the Spawn of the Scarlet Lion and Cthulhu. Teams were sent to recover the egg containing the godling. Lunar explorers were surprised to find that the presence of the godling had provoked the Spirit of the Volderic god Katallakh to awaken. After a clash of forces on the moon, little was left of Moonbase Babylon, but the remaining crew and a horde of Space Monkeys vowed to rebuilt it. Meanwhile, Winnie the Punk stole the godling egg and brought it to Zebulon, where it hatched and possessed Elvis, the King of Zebulon. To complicate matters, a coup had taken place on Zebulon in which King Elvis was overthrown. The coup was supported by Regent Severus of the Lysithian Republic. To exorcise the godling and reclaim Elvis' throne, a team from Zebulon located Phrixus, a Lysithian sage who had dwelt on Zebulon for millenia. Phrixus was able to restore the King, but muttered that he needed to be off to "find the Dragon Fleet" and then disappeared. Severus and his troops were defeated by Elvis' loyal subjects, and the King was restored to the throne. It is now a few years later...1953.

Dreamin' in the Food Court
Punk's obsession with the Grail became pathological in the early 50's. Coupled with the pressures of his new job as Supreme Commander of Zebulon Space Forces, he developed insomnia and irritability. One day, while passed out after a drinking spree in the Colonel's Food Court, he had an unusually surreal dream in which the Grail appeared as a Blue Poodle. Freud explained that the Grail represented everything against which Punk must struggle to become balanced. The dream then transformed into a "sending" from A. A. Milne. With radio communications inhibited by the Earth's anti-technology shield, Milne used Punk's dream to effect a conference call in Winnie the Punk's head. Team members were called together for the purpose of recovering the Scarlet Lion and finding Phrixus.

The ANT-SATTS
One team gathered at Primate City, Luna, the other at Silvergate Spaceport on Zebulon. The teams received briefings from Myomita Off-World Operations Director Rumi Fujizawa and Prime Minister Hamms of Zebulon, respectively.

Rumi Fujizawa: On behalf of the Myomita Corporation, Welcome Team. My name is Rumi Fujizawa, and I am the Director of Off-World Operations for Myomita Corporation, the only Corporation on Earth to be a member of the Sol Alliance. As you may have gathered, the Corporation is financing all aspects of this mission, with minor contributions from United America, the Franco-British Empire and the Leonine Republic. I should remind you that your boarding passes were impregnated with a DNA-level contract stipulating that any alien technology, artifacts, and other intellectual property discovered on this mission, are property of the Myomita Corporation. Anyone who disagrees, may leave the ship at their convenience. All crew members will be compensated 100,000 emyen at the successful completion of the mission.

Before beginning the technical briefing, I would ask each person to introduce themself...

The technical phases of our mission are:

  1. Navigate to and deactivate the cloaked anti-technology satellites in Earth Orbit
  2. Return to Earth and obtain one kilogram of ultraplanar-purity Sigurdschist
  3. Activate the MacGuffatron Plot Reintegrator and retrieve the Scarlet Lion from the Timestream
  4. Compel the Scarlet Lion to locate her Brother, Phrixus.
  5. Learn what Phrixus knows of an interstellar threat and a countermeasure which he has developed.

Our first issue ... finding the satellite. Myomita purchased a sensor unit which should reveal the cloaked satellite. It was installed on the ship before it left Mars. Unfortunately, the user manual did not make the trip. We will need to figure out how it works.

Prime Minister Hamms: The Royal Government of Zebulon has received communiquėes via diplomatic channels requesting our assistance in this archaeological research project. I feel it appropriate to express our enthusiasm for projects which help reveal the ancient history of the Solar System, and its inhabitants. However, I must caution you that some of these artifacts relate to a dark period in Zebulon's history in which the planet was under the sway of the Scarlet Lion and her minions. At the conclusion of your studies, we would appreciate any results which you are able to share with our Archeological Institute.

I am informed that General Punk himself will command the mission from the Flagship. The artifacts, namely some ancient documents in an incomprehensible script, have been loaded on board. We trust that General Punk will return these precious artifacts and the flagship in the same condition that he received them. Were it not for my important duties as Prime Minister, I would gladly accompany this distinguished group of experts from Zebulon and beyond. Perhaps you could all introduce yourselves...

Per Dr. Boldliar's specifications, we have modified the sensor suite with phased tachyon emitters and entered his program into the flight navigation computer.

On behalf of King Elvis of Zebulon, I wish you all good luck!

Ants in PANTS
The two teams brought used UNMASK probes to identify the two low-earth orbiting (LEO) anti-technology satellites. Docking with the satellites was complicated by local technology-nulling field around the satellites. Once aboard, the teams learned that the Planetary Advancement Neutralization Transmitter Satellites were run by giant zombie ants. The rotation of the station was accomplished by teams of ants running on a treadmill. The interior of the station was a giant ant farm with dangerous army ants, and many drones going about their business. Near the queen, at the end of the station pointed towards Earth, they found an emitter crystal, which they disabled. This activated the station's self-destruct mechanism, giving the teams little time to evacuate the station. In their haste, the teams ripped out part of the airlock mechanism and had a bumpy re-entry. The two ships crashed not far from each other in Grover Mills, New Jersey.

UNCOVER Briefing
Everyone is picked up by a garbage truck and brought to a junk yard. Below the junk yard office, the Martian Corporate Training Center has been refurbished as the secret UNCOVER base. They are greated by Christopher Robin...

Please be seated. I believe there is some coffee in the back of the room. Can everyone hear me (test, test)? Don't take notes, I have some handouts. {this one}

I should introduce myself -- or perhaps, you already know me. My name is Christopher Robin Milne, son of the Ancient Archmage Mirlyne. Before we get side-tracked on minutiae, I should mention that, yes, I have in the past served the Great Old One Cthulhu {Christopher Robin holds up out- of-focus picture of his former master, WIL save DC 20 or lose 1d3 SAN}, but we've had a bit of a falling out of late. I've been eaten just one too many times for failing my Lord and Master, and I grow weary of it.

As you know, something bad is coming. Now, when I say something bad, I would have you bear in mind that I have looked into the very heart of evil itself for minutes on end, so I have some perspective on the matter. Specifically, a race named the {dramatic pause}... Dihomar {PCs make will save DC 25, or lose 1d3 SAN}. I assume none of you have heard of the Dihomar {make will save DC 25, or lose 1d3 SAN}... Well, they aren't from around here. In fact, where they live wouldn't make much sense to you. Suffice it to say, that they've found a way from where they live to where we live.

It's not the first time. They came long ago. They were opposed by similarly powerful Gods, known to you as the Volderen. They defeated the Volderen. Only one escaped to our space.... his name? Katallakh. He was greatly weakened when he came here. Katallakh closed the door behind him, so to speak, but the few Dihomar {make will save DC 25, or lose 1d3 SAN} who entered our space wrought havoc.

Katallakh devised a defense against the Dihomar {waits for SAN save, when it doesn't come, shrugs}...ah, how delightfully adaptive is the mind! Now where was I? Ah yes, defense against the Dihomar by investing some of his power in the Race of Zebulon. And then Katallakh was killed by Cthulhu. They fought over the planet Earth and Cthulhu was victorious. The worshippers of Katallakh were driven to the heavens.

And so, that brings us up to date rather nicely, I think. Where do you fit in? Well, with the Dihomar...with them banging down the door that has kept them at bay for eons, we need to find Katallakh's defense. It's been a long time... no one really knows what it is...but if anyone knew, it would be the Lysithians. Specifically, Phrixus. To find him, we must find his sister, the Scarlet Lion. I hope I'm not going to fast for you. To find her, we must use a device known as the MacGuffatron Plot Reintegrator. To power it, we must obtain some supernaturally pure sigurdschist metal. That's where I come in. I happen to recall seeing some on one of the outer planes... and I have a plan to get you there. I have canvassed ancient texts full of Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know, and I have discovered that several gates will be opening in New England tomorrow. I believe you can follow those gates to find the sigurdschist. You will find the metal in the form of a spoon. Further details are left to you as an exercise.

You will depart in two separate trains this evening -- that way, at least one of the parties should make it to the destination. Try to get some sleep on the train... it's going to be a long day. I will do my best to screen you from my former master's scrying. Good Luck.

Spoon!
Two train loads of adventurers traveled to the sleepy and creepy New England town of Arkham and travel around town collecting clues. Putting these clues together, they realized that two opposing cults planned to summon their Elder gods that evening. They crashed the ceremony and retrieved a spoon of practically pure sigurdschist metal from each cult's altar.

The Big MacGuffin
With the spoons in hand, the decision now fell to the United Nations Security Council -- should the device be used? The Scarlet Lion nearly conquered Zebulon seven thousand years ago, and she was well on her way to conquering Earth in the 19th Century.

While scientists analyzed the device at UN Headquarters in New York, this grave question was debated by heads of the world's superpowers -- Emperor Cornelius of Monkeydom, President Sanders of United America, Count Lazlo of the Leonine Republic, and Rumi Fujizawa of the Myomita Corporation. The discussion soon turned to the division of land. Count Lazlo traded the land of the Leonine Republic for agreement of the Council to use the device. The decision was formalized in UN Security Council Resolution 1953.

By the time the UN Security Council came to its decision, scientists had already activated the device, and the Scarlet Lion was standing in the United Nations General Assembly chamber.

So far, she is behaving well...


Primate City

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Primate City was constructed by the former crew of Babylon Base and the lunar Space Monkey Mafia after the reawakening of Katallakh. Primate City has maintained its independence from Earth, and is a member of the Sol Alliance.

Anti-technology satellites

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Anti-technology satellites inhibit electric and electronic technologies on a planet by creating an antitechnology field delimited by the planet's ionosphere.


The Scarlet Lion deployed a pair of AT-satts when she arrived on Earth in 1890. Her goal was to prevent science from rivaling magic. She built them to last about fifty years, as she didn't anticipate being trapped in a time stream. Sometime after the Battle of Paris, the Fuehrer contracted with Malfeaso to build the MacGuffatron Plot Reintegrator to yank her out of the time stream. This pair of satellites was destroyed by teams from Earth and Zebulon in 1953.

MacGuffatron Plot Reintegrator

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The Scarlet Lion was driven into the temporal stream at the Battle of Paris in 1890, shortly after establishing the Leonine Hegemony. Her henchman, the Archlich Mylo, contracted with Malfeaso to construct a device to retrieve her from the stream. No one knows what happened to the MacGuffatron Plot Reintegrator, Mark I. Accidents were common in the Leonine Hegemony, and it is widely supposed that one of the earth-shaking explosions to rock Siberia during that time was a test run of the device. Perhaps they made the mistake of trying to operate the device while the Earth's anti-technology shield was in place.

MASK technology

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MASK and UNMASK technology were developed by the Bootian Empire, but derivative technologies have become common in military application. MASK changes the appearance of an item across the EM spectrum, and can be used to cloak objects from primitive societies. UNMASK technology reveals the true appearance of an item. MASK technology is power-intensive. UNMASKing does not require large amounts of energy, but the technology is inherently shortrange.

Harland Sanders (RCX)

Colonel Sanders looks a bit like Leon Trostsky, n'est-ce pas?

Level 10 - Evil Lawyer

There are people who think releasing the Scarlet Lion from temporal exile is a good idea? Are they insane? Have they forgotten two global wars fought to contain her empire of evil zombies (--any zombie that the Colonel doesn’t control is an evil one, by definition)?

Being the iron-fisted dictator of the Americas is hard enough without the Scarlet Lion’s interference. She’s power hungry and untrustworthy -- traits which you admire in yourself, but detest in others. You are concerned that her return might bolster the failing Leonine Republic, a fertile territory for American Manifest Destiny.


Church of the Fortunate Apocalypse

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The Volderic Priests of the Order of Phrixus built the crystalline Church of the Fortunate Apocalypse per the writings of the founder of their order. Phrixus had written that one day something would come crashing down from the sky and land, burning, in the Church. And sure enough, that happened. Three spaceships fell from the sky to the planet Zebulon, crashing through its crystalline spires and lighting the entire structure on fire.

Not long after, the Church was purchased by Colonel Harland Sanders the Senior, and converted into a foo

Punk's Grail Dream

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Punks DreamPunks DreamPunk had been obsessing about the Grail more and more, not only in his dreams at night, but during distracting day dreams as well. He developed a case of insomnia that had him jittery and on a hair trigger. When A.A. Milne needed to contact WTP and those chosen to assist him, the only way to get the message through was via dream-magic.

In this dream, WTP was dreaming about the Grail battle. It was vaguely reminiscent of his experience with Elvis's 8-track holosimulator system, but more surreal. Instead of the muppets and Punk's gang facing each other, however, everyone in the dream seemed like a blend of other people.

The Marriage of Cornelius

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Emperor Cornelius of the Franco-British-Leonine Empire (also known as Monkeydom) was married to Professor Simia MacGuffin of Luna on April 23, 1953 at UN Headquarters in New York City, United America. Count Lazlo, Iron Willed Enforcer of the Empire presided over the civil ceremony which was witnessed by UN Secretary General Erlich von Struedel.

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