Punks DreamPunk had been obsessing about the Grail more and more, not only in his dreams at night, but during distracting day dreams as well. He developed a case of insomnia that had him jittery and on a hair trigger. When A.A. Milne needed to contact WTP and those chosen to assist him, the only way to get the message through was via dream-magic.

In this dream, WTP was dreaming about the Grail battle. It was vaguely reminiscent of his experience with Elvis's 8-track holosimulator system, but more surreal. Instead of the muppets and Punk's gang facing each other, however, everyone in the dream seemed like a blend of other people.

UN symbolUnited Nations Security Council Resolution 1953

Whereas the Scarlet Lion represents a significant threat to global stability, yet is also essential to interstellar balance of power, and so on and so forth, after a lot of discussion, which is better left to your imagination that repeated in this formal document, and other such legal mumbo-jumbo here, please, are you writing this down? OK, let's get to the good part. Make a new paragraph.

By unanimous acclamation of the Security Council of the United Nations, it is hereby agreed:

Flag of the Myomita Corporation, considered the national trademark for the People's Democratic Republic of Nippon.

A research project undertaken by the Leonine Hegemony under the direct command of the Fuhrer, and aided covertly by Mallory Fiazo. In 1890, the Scarlet Lion and ancient evil god Cthulhu mated, producing an egg-like object endowed with the potentiality of godhood. The egg was left to develop on the moon, and the object of the entire Leonine Lunar Program was to retrieve the egg. However, the egg was sought by many others as well. Project OVUM involved establishment of the Babylon lunar base, extensive exploration of the moon, and physic

The Second Leonine War was a global conflict which began in 1938 and concluded in 1945. Although the war was started by the Leonine Hegemony, the Hegemony itself suffered the greatest loss of territory in the conflict. North and South America were united into the newly formed United America, the former Franco-British Empire was consolidated as "Monkeydom", and the People's Democratic Republic of Nippon greatly expanded through Asia towards Eastern Europe. At the conclusion of the war, the world powers created the United Nations at the Dumbarton Oaks Conference.

Casablanca

In early 1939, events converged in Morocco, Casablanca, an ancient city at the crossroads of Africa and Europe, controlled at the time by the Government of Occupied France, loyal to the Leonine Hegemony. The Bejeweled Cat of Zebulon was smuggled into the country in an overstuffed suitcase by Vinny Rabinowitz, an actor from Brooklyn. Ironically, he and world famous director Allen Konigsberg had been hired by the Hegemony to produce a movie "The Kaiser Goes to Rick's" which was supposed to glorify the Fuhrer's triumph over General Cornelius's guerilla insurgency in Northern Africa. As was common at the time, Konigsberg (travelling under the assumed name "Woody Allen") and his film crew travelled from Europe to Morocco in a Zepellin. For security reasons, not even Allen knew the whole plan -- the idea was for them to open a message from A. A. Milne during the trip -- of course, the Hegemony officers on the airship did not make this easy.